Offensive Office Stationery

Make admin fun with this mischievous collection of Offensive Office Stationery.We've all had days when the office can just fuck off but can't get away with a sweary outburst. So use these pens to sign important documents and cards instead, or display them as iconic desk accessories. Loan specific pens out to your victims of choice, but don’t let human resources catch you! Choose which pen’s message resonates with you the most:1. Actually, just fuck off.2. Hands off my pen, prick.3. I wish I could fucking spell.4. Property of Cunty McFuckface.5. These dull fuckers think I'm working.The perfect novelty toy for Christmas stocking fillers or as a last-second birthday present, put a smile on your mate’s face by gifting them these cheeky pens.